clapathy

When an audience grows weary of clapping, either at a ceremony or musical performance.

"That graduation ceremony was so long, I got clapathetic!"

"I was clapping at the beginning of the song, but I quit when I got clapathy."

by Book January 1, 2008

Clarted

Clarted means your going to get beat up by someone

Oi big man, get off my ends or your gonna get clarted by my gang innit.

by beltedhaha December 31, 2020

Chaatch

A guy trying way too hard to look cool, usually at a bar or place of social interaction. Either with dress or attitude.

The guy wearing the plaid shorts, popped collar shirt, sunglasses around his neck or on head (sun has been down for quite some time) and massive amounts of hair product. Very aggrogant, but only when with other Chaatches.

by Will Sympson August 25, 2005

Clarting

UK slang for drive by shooting as featured in JHus Common Sense song, Clartin'.

Hop in the 4x4 Dem mans go clarting off on that blood clart type pagan man

by BowelSpilla October 7, 2017

Clarty

Northern English phrase.

Meaning muddy or dirty.

Also something over the top or unecessary.

The ground is clarty today.

She's got a clarty name.

by Madensky July 31, 2011

claart

Females bloody period rag.

Your a claart!
Your a spazclaart!
Shut your claartmouth!

by Mouski May 13, 2005

claptop

a laptop that's used for watching so much porn that the computer picks up as many stds as the owner.

dude 1: is that a pube on this keyboard?
dude 2: hey man, you'd want to wash your hands after using that claptop - it's mattie's and riddled with all sorts of crap. johnny got genital warts on his fingers after checking his facebook on it last week.

by the_sea July 7, 2010