A baby miraculously conceived through anal intercourse. The sperm, possibly through osmossis, makes its way to the baby-maker, where the fetus develops. The baby, then, travels back into the ass, where it is born through the butthole, presumably covered in shit.
by PapaT November 01, 2006
Chud muffin
is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.
is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.
by RoundElephant September 12, 2007
First off, all previous definitions of chud have been incorrect. Chud should be defined as follows:
1) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; The substance created when an uncircumcised man copulates with a menstruating woman who is suffering from a yeast infection, first anally, and then vaginally.
2) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; A combination of the following bodily fluids into one pasty substance: Excrement, menstrual blood, semen, shemegma (waxy foreskin buildup), and yeast infection discharge.
3) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; a delightful spread typically eaten in combination with crackers at wedding receptions.
1) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; The substance created when an uncircumcised man copulates with a menstruating woman who is suffering from a yeast infection, first anally, and then vaginally.
2) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; A combination of the following bodily fluids into one pasty substance: Excrement, menstrual blood, semen, shemegma (waxy foreskin buildup), and yeast infection discharge.
3) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; a delightful spread typically eaten in combination with crackers at wedding receptions.
1) "Hey Bob, Sarah and I made CHUD in the bedroom last night."
2)"I can't believe that much CHUD was produced from such a small amount of pumps."
3) "How do I get this CHUD stain out from my underwear?"
4) "Great reception Tom, Everyone really enjoyed eating the CHUD. Is that your wife's own recipe?"
2)"I can't believe that much CHUD was produced from such a small amount of pumps."
3) "How do I get this CHUD stain out from my underwear?"
4) "Great reception Tom, Everyone really enjoyed eating the CHUD. Is that your wife's own recipe?"
by BJTGC January 26, 2009
a person you know, dislike, and would not miss if you were to never see them again. As if a "CHUD" had eaten them.
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