Chrysler Sebring

Simply put, the worst car in the world. Terrible at everything it does.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article4873574.ece

Johnny looks like a cock in that Chrysler Sebring

by jclarkson(not really) December 20, 2008

Christer

Pronounced: KrEE-ster

Noun) Catholic (or any other Christian) who shows up to church only on Christmas and Easter. They usually take the pews and parking spots of regular church attendees.

The Christers are coming! The Christers are coming!

by AllieGator35 February 2, 2008

christed

This is when a prominent musician, singer, actor, entertainer 'finds' God then finds he can only produce inspipid, mindless rubbish afterwards or everything he/she subsequently does from then on in has to be infused with elements of their new found faith. See Cliff Richard as an example of this.

He was an amazingly fluent musician who played with fire and power but as soon as he became christed he began to produce some of the most bland and syrupy music known to humankind. It was a waste of immense talent.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

Chrysler

A shitty car driven by shitty obese right wing people with yellow teeth that is frequently found in the breakdown lane or at rest areas "looking at people". These vehicles are bought by people who have no idea a car should last more than 50K miles and think major repairs are a normal part of vehicle ownership because they have never driven a vehicle built correctly. Chrysler and Dodge vehicles are generally characterized by weaving (from the go-cart like handling) or throwing garbage out the window, picking nose, stopping for green lights, parking sideways, both hands in a white knuckle death grip on the steering wheel, failing to yield or signal on a highway, or any number of other things that cause other drivers to have to take evasive action.

You would think Chrysler would give up the automobile business and try something else since they haven't been able to make a car that runs since the late 1960's.

by Mike38943 August 24, 2010

christendom

Slang term for college in Southern Virginia, that is a roman catholic school and beleived to be haunted. In the summer of 2004, two security guards set out to investigate. Their footage was found months later...

"goin to christendom....gonna do it again!"

by mark August 17, 2004

christelly

A beautiful girl who everyone loves. She gets all the guys and she has good taste. No one will win her battle. She is a fighter. A wonderful women.

She is such a christelly.

by Sasha 1456 February 9, 2014

christelize

to blow a line of coke off a cock and then proceed to suck the cock

i used the corporate card to pick up the dinner tab, and then we went back to my place and my assistant christelized me

by douche walters November 7, 2006