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coochie cruncher

a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.
“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”

“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”
by kgbish June 13, 2021
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Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.
"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"
by EatAnKlok February 13, 2022
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Crunched Colon

You take your index finger and place it on the northern region of your anus. Then you take your thumb and place it on the southern region of your anus. Once they are placed, you slightly push in and squeeze your index finger and thumb together, giving your anus a winking effect.
So this guy passed out at a party and when they woke him up, he opened his eyes and there was this other guy standing over him showing him a "Crunched Colon."

The guy who was asleep was highly upset and tried to punch the guy doing the "Crunched Colon." The guy doing the "Crunched Colon" retaliated and shit while he was squinting his anus! It was a mess!!!
by Lil lil nig May 5, 2009
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crunchies

those little gooey crunchy things found at the bottom of some italian ices, usually the sweetest part of the italian ice
When i was little i would flip my italian ice over so i could eat the crunchies first
by EmRo May 22, 2006
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Cruncher

An enthusiast and volunteer participating in one or more large public distributed computing projects (eg SETI@home).
"The stats show that DataMuncher501 is no longer an active cruncher"
by MonteZuma September 16, 2006
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Crunched

The act of becoming intoxicated; Getting drunk; being drunk
Damn dude I was so crunched last night I stole a street sign.
by jrm369 May 11, 2010
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clit cruncher

Some one who breaks or damages you clit by playing with it too hard.
Someone whos licks or fingers a clit so hard that it hurts the female. This could result in a clit crunching sound wherby the clit is damaged or broken. Clit crunchers focus and spend to much time playing hard with the clit. They are as they may bite too hard on your clit. Clit cruncher makes you feel like he is breaking your clit.

God! you rubbed and bit my clit so hard it made a clicking sound you fucking clit-cruncher, you have broken it.
by japseye September 19, 2007
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