christanson 

the best last name ever and dont mess with then or they will hit you with a water bottle

''christansons are the best

christanson by D1yapper_1227 November 25, 2024

Christanic

In Christanic, Jesus Christ is the Devil.

Christanic: Jesus Christ is the Devil.

Christanic by JeffMASSACRE May 15, 2025

lazy christan

The person who says they are Christan but only goes to church on Christmas

"You going to church Joe?"
"Nah I'mma just watch the live stream."
"Wow you are a lazy Christan."

lazy christan by Web quest December 9, 2018

www.chrisevans.com 

MCU TikTok star with a passion for editing, Chris Evans, Captain Man, and DILFS. Can be seen often liking her own videos and rewatching them to make herself laugh.

Person 1: Wow! Have you seen www.chrisevans.com's new edit?
Person 2: No, I'll go watch right now!

www.chrisevans.com by chris evans simp July 6, 2021

mr. christan 

Hippocratic potato

mr. christan: NO! NO BATTLE PASS FOR U

mr. christan by neonmotion November 21, 2019