When you someone around you is being childish, difficult, or causing a lot of hostility as that of a child. Or one who behaves like a child.
Girl 1: Girl can you believe that he broke up with me, then afterwards he called me cussing me out cause I didn't give his Harry Potter book back?
Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.
Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.
by A|H January 16, 2010
Get the chap messmug. by georgiaa Peach ! November 9, 2012
Get the Ass Chappedmug. Chap Flaps: When the vagina gets extremely sore after having sexual intercoarse with a boy who had a too large penis.
Girl1; how did it go last night with james?
Girl2; He penis was massive but he gave me chap flaps, but it was worth it!
Girl2; He penis was massive but he gave me chap flaps, but it was worth it!
by Geokay97 April 16, 2011
Get the Chap Flapsmug. The physical after-effects of facial soreness that results from a long snog with a guy who has not recently shaved his face.
by Amanda February 22, 2004
Get the chin-chapmug. Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.
The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."
by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018
Get the Chap in handmug. Chap Slop is when the world famous TV pitchman Vince Shlomi, creator of the Slap Chop, ejaculates on a prostitutes stomach causing a pool of semen to accumulate in said prostitutes belly button. A 2nd prostitute then laps up the pool of semen in a similar fashion to a pig lapping up slop.
Some prostitutes make you pay extra to perform a chap slop, and some prostitutes just bite your tongue off.
by Dangggggggggggg April 13, 2010
Get the Chap Slopmug. Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.
by persimmonVision October 7, 2021
Get the tits are chappedmug.