Champagne Cock

Similar to a champagne birthday, its the N'th guy a female has sex with where N is the day of the month you were born on.

Sully was my champagne cock, I'm born on the 11th and he was the 11th guy I've let inside me.

by sexdeviant November 27, 2012

champagne shirley

an old lady stripper. could be your grandmother when she tells you she's going to bingo.

man, check out that champagne shirley over there. she's way too old to be doing that (stripping, or anything else younger girls look better doing) i'd still fuck her though...

by whitemomlovzrap April 24, 2014

CHAMPAGNE VIBEZ

When all you exes are in a relationship, and all you have is the blues and cancelled dates.

"Damn I wish she didn't cancel getting CHAMPAGNE VIBEZ for real".

by Vibezzz July 25, 2017

Champagne Piss

When your dog is in the park and his teeth start to chatter because he just had a great gulping slurp of another dogs champagne piss and is unequivocally higher quality than regular park piss.

Martha: Hello there Terry, oh what's up with Rover? Is he cold? His teeth seem to be chattering horribly.
Terry: Oh nah luv, he's just gone and had himself a sampling sip of Champagne Piss ain't he.
Martha: By gosh.

by DogParkSampler July 8, 2019

Champagne

When you take a dildo out and squirt everywhere. Like how when you take the quark out of a bottle and it goes everywhere.

Man I was watching this cam girl champagne.

by Thewakkyweedwakker December 24, 2020

champagnedelier

A chandelier that sprays champagne. Useful for parties

Katie installed a champagnedelier in her living room.

by EvanKnish September 2, 2021

The Champagne cork effect

The Champagne Cork Effect, also known as CC Effect, is when something small comes and then BAM, it just flows out.

"Yesterday while sitting on the toilet I had The Champagne Cork Effect! First a small piece of shit, then hell unleashed! It flew shit out of my ass!"

by K1337ORIS May 27, 2013