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For all the ladies who want this fire cock call me at 814-251-4951 if your a killer don't hurt me plz
I like girls I guess - Christian
A guy that makes people eat hair
Revenage Maddie just got revenge on Christian
Christian by Marauder101 June 8, 2018
Christian is a red neck kind of man who loves to make 11 second videos about hot wheels and somehow has 3k subs. He lived his life only to realize that his real father is Peyton Manning. Trust me, you don't need Jerry Springer to prove that. I mean have you seen his landing strip of a forehead. A man who loves to say luncheon even thought its midnight.
What are you gonna do since you won the superbowl manning?

IM BRINGING MY SON CHRISTIAN TO DISNEY LAND
Christian by BIGB0YR0Y September 6, 2018
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A b c d e f g gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is chewing on my shoe now I’m running for my life cause the red one has a knife (btw the red gummy bear is christian)
Christian by ( ͡°ʖ ͡°) December 11, 2018
christian is usually the friend in the group that gets all the big girls. and thinks he is the best at everything but crys at simple shit like basketball
hey christian how is your peen? (ethan the fag says)
christian by thepoormansense December 14, 2018
He is a stupid smelly kid that goes to Jane Addams and he just sucks all around.
Christian is ___
Christian by YupYT90 January 10, 2019