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cement mixer

Grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing, twisting, and pulling them. Once someone has successfully completed a cement mixer, that person must yell the words 'CEMENT MIXER'.
Jim: So Fred did you get the memo i sent la...
George: CEMENT MIXER!
Jim: Ouch.
by thefatek November 17, 2010
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cement filling

When a girl has all three holes filled by different guys and they all cum at the same time, they then proceed to yell break time and leave her to dry out.
Kristen got a cement filling last night from Corey, James, and Austin.
by BackB0ne November 4, 2015
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Oregon Cemetery

When a woman passes out after sex, her sexual spouse carries her outside in the blistering cold. The spouse finds the right piece of land and begins to bury her alive. After she is underground the spouse begins to pee and preecum all over the ground where she is buried.

The woman usually dies!
"O ya i'm about to cum, shit honey are you asleep. Looks like i have to bury you alive, and jizz all over your grave."

"Enjoy your Oregon Cemetery you ugly small titty hoe."
by Jizzongrave22 November 23, 2009
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Cemeterian

Slang for elderly; implying a person is close to death due to age. A person said to have one foot in the grave. A person having so much gray hair they look partially cremated.
Her: I don't think he is THAT old. He is a Baby Boomer, though.

Him: For fuck's sake, he is a cemeterian. AARP called him last week saying, "Enough already! Move on! Go to the fucking light!"
by abrupt1 May 11, 2014
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Cement Mixer

When you cum and poo in a girls mouth, then she mixes it around like a cement mixer
If you give a girl a cement mixer, theres something wrong with you.
by m0rph3us October 13, 2004
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drink a cement milkshake

to man-up and get over a problem you're having
Richard's friend kept whining about his girlfriend leaving him so he told him to drink a cement milkshake and harden the fuck up.
by Prodmod September 11, 2010
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Cement merchant

A person who has a reputation for getting, or who has actually gotten, their ass kicked in almost every physical altercation they have ever been in, "cement merchant" being indicative of someone who gets knocked down to the ground a lot, and who loses more fights than he/she wins.
"I wouldn't pay that dude running his mouth at you like he's Mr. Tough Guy any mind...he's actually a real cement merchant and probably isn't worth your time."
by Kirk Bradford Myers November 11, 2008
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