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Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.
“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023
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Jetcem Cement

Jetcem Cement is a cement based product which is really easy to use and sets in about 30 minutes. Ideal for rapid patching or when a fast repair job is needed. Sets in the cold and wet. Internal and External Use: Seals and repair cracks and holes in both internal and external environments.
Whoever fucking reads this can you pick up a sack of jetcem cement from the petrol station I can’t fit through the door
by Can’t bother to make a name February 18, 2023
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JSW Cement

Best known for producing world-class green cement.
It has a strong commitment towards innovation in sustainability and technology to offer eco-friendly building solutions.
With a vision to build a self-reliant India by boosting our colossal infrastructure, JSW Cement has established itself as The Leaders’ Choice.
JSW Cement is The Leaders’ Choice.
by Mayuri November 24, 2021
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Cement Manifold Pipe

It's what the term CMP stands for in the civil engineering world. Not really, but this way when the instructor follows the link one should leave on a final exam, they see proof that this word is in fact, in a dictionary.
The contractor ordered 40 ft of Cement Manifold Pipe.
by tharris October 10, 2012
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bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.
“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”
by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024
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The cement mixer

EnTake a shite in a woman’s box. Then get a hole cutter attached to a drill and ram It up while it’s spinning. And if you’re not happy with that, mix some nutty in and you have a cement mixer
Oh man if you want to do the cement mixer Shit in her box and put a hole cutter up. Her fanny will look like punched rissoto
by Thebigdaddyjeff September 6, 2020
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Cement baby

Having a child to bond two blended families, where both sides of the relationship introduce children from previous relationships.
Elsie is a Dan and Jessica’s cement baby
by Naelc September 12, 2025
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