Cement

das conk creet baybee

Someone could ask you: What’s cement?

Then you can answer: Das conk creet baybee! And feel like the idiot you are, Kyle!

by Dog with bow tie January 31, 2023

cement baby

Anything that needs care 24/7 but you cannot take it anywhere. It stays where it is all the time and you orbit around it.

Our company’s website is a cement baby with comments and complaints coming in globally every day, all day.

by WriterGrrlNYC May 20, 2022

The cement mixer

EnTake a shite in a woman’s box. Then get a hole cutter attached to a drill and ram It up while it’s spinning. And if you’re not happy with that, mix some nutty in and you have a cement mixer

Oh man if you want to do the cement mixer Shit in her box and put a hole cutter up. Her fanny will look like punched rissoto

by Thebigdaddyjeff September 6, 2020

Cement brick

A white female with too much of makeup and plastic botox , white,pale,model,stripper

Bro1: I dick burns from last night with that white stripper.
Bro2: that's what you get for fucking with that cement brick...

by Holeasfuck May 16, 2019

Presure cementer

A presure cementer is a hard working man that didn’t complete college or is bored. A measuring tape Cant read how long their dick is and they are always miserable cunts they will sit in the middle of butt fucking nowhere to be hated on by fucking ass holes in Vancouver

Girl 1: Man he looks like a miserable cunt.
Girl 2: can you not read the side of his truck he’s a presure cementer dumb ass

by Queer killer 69 November 27, 2021

Cement Man

Someone imbued with a sense of greatness

That Matt, he's such a cement man.

by SoothKippy July 1, 2023

Cement Body

When you're so lit that you cannot move and your body feels like cement.

After we finished that blunt I had cement body for hours.

by ll008 October 22, 2015