catfish sammy

a sexual liaison between three persons, involving three people engaged in sexual intimacy of which 2 are bearded ladies.

Dude the circus was in town and I had a catfish sammy

by tonydenver May 6, 2010

Catfish Moustache

#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.

#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).

I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.

by SeaBreeze October 18, 2008

catfish baby

A catfish baby is when a female fakes a pregnancy along with fake ultrasounds or an ultrasound of someone else's baby to go with the lie

I can't believe she faked a pregnancy for 9 months and had a baby shower for this catfish baby

by Xavier Darkmoon February 5, 2019

Catfishing Yourself

Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one

I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself

by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 4, 2018

Carolina Catfish

When your sexual partner wears the top half of a fish costume while you engage in sexual congress.

Dude. That girl i took home last night was way down for a Carolina Catfish

by Someguyovitch October 1, 2017

real catfish

When you use make up, hats, scarfs, etc. to hide your age and/or identity

Don't be a real catfish bitch

by Puddinover05 April 13, 2017

military catfish

When there is this nigga who thinks he is a meme god but he actually a catfish. Also this man wants to be in the military
And he wants to sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter.

"Wow!" Carlin is such a military catfish!

by NAZI TELETUBBIE November 3, 2017