casterbate

the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.

James: "hey Pat, did you hear Alex broke his wrist?"
Pat: "yea, too bad he isn't ambidextrous, I bet his cock is burning from having to casterbate all week"
James: "I heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing"
Pat: "man, what a sick fuck"

by Jowak August 4, 2008

Castro

The gay district of San Francisco, sometimes referred to as a "Gay Mecca." Originally began in the 70s, when civil rights pioneer Harvey Milk became the first gay city official in the US. Murdered in city hall along with the mayor by a jealous competitor, who was later released after only a very brief sentence, leading to widespread outrage in the city. Now home to many gay individuals, businesses, restaurants, bars and clubs. Home to one of the biggest Pride celebrations, annually every summer.

Stupid ignorant motherfuckers on this website telling people in the castro to "get a girlfriend" should try getting a boyfriend instead.

by Chris September 4, 2005

Extra Sneaky Castro

A sexual endeavor in which the male participant informs the female that he will be performing a "Sneaky Castro", but instead of wasting a perfectly good Cuban cigar, inserts his finger and carries on similarly top the Sneaky Castro.

That ho's poosay is so worn she couldnt even tell if I gave her an Extra Sneaky Castro.

by ClovenHoovedBeast March 11, 2009

castrati

1) A feminized male who is self loathing to the delight of the Feminazis.

2) A metrosexual or a girlie man.

3) No balls.

Matt Lauer is a self loathing male and always appeases the feminine crowd. Therefore, he is a castrati.

by Pepper May 2, 2006

juan castro

To perform a juan castro, a male hadcuffs a woman to a bed, has angry sex with her, and then leaves her there. After a few days, while she has urinated and defacated on herself and is hungry, you have angry sex with her again.

1.Damn, that bitch looks like she's been juan castro'd

2. Shut up bitch, or I'll give you a Juan Castro!

by Eric_2.1 December 9, 2008

Castronaut

An individual whose sole reason for visiting Cuba is to experience life on this lovely island while Fidel Castro is still in power.

Did you hear how much my cousin paid to visit Cuba?

I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!

He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.

Wouldn't be the first time.

by LaRobaNacas January 20, 2008

Casiorn

City-state located to the west of Vassagonia and to the south of Sommerlund and the Wildlands. This city is independent of all surrounding kingdoms and is mainly a trading centre. It is usually first in line when Vassagonia starts getting expansionist.

Part of the Lone Wolf world, it appears substantially only in one of the Legends of Lone Wolf novels, where Lone Wolf briefly passes through the city and notices extremes of wealth and poverty (which is not, incidentally, an accurate depiction of the type of medieval city-state on which Casiorn is modelled).

Casiorn was besieged for many months by the Zakhan's forces.

The capital of Casiorn is... Casiorn.

by Andy April 24, 2004