b-card

the butthole equivalent of a "V-card"; a symbol of one's burginity

1) hell yeah, I'm still a B-card carrying member

2) I lost everything including my B-card in last night's poker game

by rocco valentine October 30, 2008

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B-Card

When you lose your Anal Virginity.

B-card aka Butt Card.

Similar to your V-Card

Clint went downtown last night and was mugged in an alley. Clint's attacker also took Clint's B-Card. Clint got raped

by RichRyder July 24, 2016

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B-Card is a restricted driver's license in Minnesota that is issued after you get 3 DWI's within a ten year period. Person's who receive a B-card agree to never consume any amount of alcohol for the remainder of their life, whether they are driving or not. Agreeing to this tyranny is the only way to have your driving privilges restored after your 3rd DWI. The back of your driving license states that any use of alcohol or illegal drugs invalidates your license. Any driving or non-driving B-card violations (alcohol comsumed) results in a 3-year termination of your driving privileges.

Once you get a B-card in Minnesota, you are hosed for life.

by SoberDude August 16, 2006

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a person's butthole virginity

I almost lost my b-card to the "oops" approach!

by The Chick December 5, 2004

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My cards are in slot B

Satiated, full after a large meal. From the "Deal-A-Meal" infomercials featuring Richard Simmons where he claimed that "once you move your cards from slot A to slot B, you are done eating for the day".

Mom: Would you like another helping of meatloaf?
Son: No, all my cards are in slot B. I can't eat another bite.

by Frank Z. November 20, 2007

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