chapped penis

This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.

Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.

by Craig McJohnstone January 28, 2009

Carpedonktum

1. One who states the obvious others refuse to admit, brilliantly points out the absurdity and contradictions of the American left through memes often causing consternation among NPCs.

Look at that poor NPC, looks like she is stuck behind a fence, she must have watched a carpedonktum meme.

by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019

Clapped

Word used in NYC for getting high or stoned
When you smoke too much weed

Marcus: I'm having dinner with my parents do you wanna come?
Darius: Nah man, I too fucking clapped for that shit
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Lizzy: 4/20 is next week I'm finna get hella clapped

by kushklub April 5, 2019

Cappernickel

Someone who is trash at fortnite.Or someone who constantly lies.

You're a cappernickel. Or Stop being a cappernickel

by PZ8 WizardSky_Yt March 21, 2019

Clapped Fish

Everyone has come across at least one catfish in their life time however some of us have had the unfortunate events of having to see a catfish so ugly that they needed to wash their eyes out with bleach!

These Catfish are so extreme that they have their own name Clapped Fish!!!

Boy 1: "Broooo you should of seen this girl I met from Tinder she was so ugly man!! Like her pictures were banging but she was a proper chav when I met her"

Boy 2: "She sounds like a proper clapped fish"

by Dizzi_Gilbert January 28, 2020

Cupped Fart

When you reach into your pants, pull apart your hairy ass cheeck, put your cupped hands in there, release the fart, and now its at your control. now release on any victims or your own nose. do as you please. :D

As the heated fart fell into my cupped dirty hands,i smiled as i had the power to release my Quadoba fart on anyone i please. Now thats a cupped fart!

by bigpube100 July 15, 2011

clapped

a shorter way of saying getting fucked in the ass. (refering to the sound it makes).

"dude i fuckin clapped evan in fortnite the other day."
"i clapped this girl so hard last night."
"this math homework's clapping me."

by taro zzz January 16, 2019