Canyon Lake Middle School

The most mediocre school ever. The principal is Gay and says nothing but “GET TO CLASS!” Every grade acts ghetto but isn’t, and most of the math teachers are ass.

Ryan: Have you heard of Canyon Lake Middle school?

Adam: That Gay school with a bad traffic director?

Ryan: Yes

by Factzzz November 4, 2019

Pie cannon

An ASCII art used back in the old days of AOL chatrooms (Version 5.0 or so) which was made to rsemble a man firing pies at another man.

0 \O/
|-PIE CANNON! =} =} =} |
|_ | |
| /|\ /\

by Hunterrobogeek September 20, 2008

DNA Cannon

A term for male genitalia. See penis, dick, or meat missile. **Note, to utilize this term you may not be referring to one who is sterile.

"All I'm talking about is fucking your mouth with my DNA Cannon."

"Be sure you put the safety on your DNA Cannon before you hump that whore."

by irock195 June 17, 2008

Fargo Cannonball

When you're having sex with a chick and her water breaks.

We are gathered here to celebrate the birth of a child, and mourn the drowning of a dear friend. Both happened after a Fargo Cannonball at the party Friday night.

by Big F Nasty January 15, 2010

joy cannon

(n). A person of overwhelming enthusiasm

That guy's a real joy cannon; you can't shut him up, and honestly, I don't really want to.

by marker2 May 5, 2010

unattended cannonballs

The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.

In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2014

golden cannonball

Noun. Celebratory act when one rips a j, holds it, shotguns a beer, then shoots a shot of tequila, then exhale.

Tony you just bad beat me dickhead, take a golden cannonball.

by Roque S4 October 1, 2015