Often used on the internet, cancer is a term given to anything shitty or annoying. The word "Aids" is also used in the same fashion, but doesn't have the same effect. Usually the word "fucking" comes before it in most uses.
-People with fucking minecraft bookbags are cancer.
-I hate golf, it's absolute fucking cancer.
-No, of course not, that's fucking cancer.
-I hate golf, it's absolute fucking cancer.
-No, of course not, that's fucking cancer.
by can sir July 20, 2015
1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.
2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.
2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.
A.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer
Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!
B.
Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer
Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!
B.
Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...
by Nodako March 14, 2008
by Sycoperson May 04, 2016
A group of guys that are so ILL and do what ever they want. They'll steal your wife, girlfriend and ruin your life while bettering their own. They drink bottles of vodka like water every night and there is no stopping them
I got so CANCER shat last night that I ended up fucking my friends brothers girlfriend with another dude at the same time.
by BLAIDEL August 14, 2006
1. A mutation of DNA in a cell, causing it to never stop reproducing
2. Any form of shitposting a large group, or an expression of accusing a community or group of being weird or obsessive.
2. Any form of shitposting a large group, or an expression of accusing a community or group of being weird or obsessive.
1. My grandmother died last year of liver cancer
2. The anime community is so cancerous, I thing I'm dying
2. The anime community is so cancerous, I thing I'm dying
by Arakon May 31, 2016
by Mdog324 December 01, 2011
That guy is so CANCER he gave me tits!!
or
CANCER!!! I got the high score in donkey kong!
Besides the fact that hes got cancer his cool
or
CANCER!!! I got the high score in donkey kong!
Besides the fact that hes got cancer his cool
by CANCER CODY February 23, 2008