When feces are inserted or "slammed" into a toilet or "can" messily and at an alarming rate.
1) This TacoBell is going to make for some nasty can slam later on.
2) Sorry I was late, I was can slamming 3) I didn't want to use their toilet because it was dirty and full of old can slam.
When you drink too many cans or lager/ale over a few days, resulting in a sore and cracked upper lip.
Man 1: 'Alright mate, your lip looks a bit sore.'
Man 2: 'Yeah man, been at a festival all weekend drinking out of them cans, got proper bad can rash.'
*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club