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Can Get It 

Person that is so fuckable that you just can't even
Marlon Brando can get it
Can Get It by johnny'sgirl November 23, 2014
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can't touch this 

MC Hammer had a hit with the name "U Can't Touch This." Generally means "I'm too good for you." or "You'll never be as good as I am."
Two people are dancing:
Person 1: Can't touch this!
Person 2: Darn. (walks off the dance floor)
can't touch this by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004

Can Slam 

When feces are inserted or "slammed" into a toilet or "can" messily and at an alarming rate.
1) This TacoBell is going to make for some nasty can slam later on.
2) Sorry I was late, I was can slamming
3) I didn't want to use their toilet because it was dirty and full of old can slam.
Can Slam by NatJB April 15, 2015

Can Rash 

When you drink too many cans or lager/ale over a few days, resulting in a sore and cracked upper lip.
Man 1: 'Alright mate, your lip looks a bit sore.'
Man 2: 'Yeah man, been at a festival all weekend drinking out of them cans, got proper bad can rash.'
Can Rash by yerkshirelad June 23, 2015

Can I bun? 

Can I have sex with you?
This is a form of asking consent to have sex
“Hey, can I bun?”
This is equal to asking “ hey, can I have sex with you”
Can I bun? by Canibun June 26, 2018

Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club 

A group of asshole players who join the team that they can't beat
*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club