Yung calculator

A little simp kid that is mentally challenged and will never get noticed by a girl in his life except for his relatives.

A random ethot:OMG guys are such jerks

Yung calculator:I know right such jerks

by Destroy January 11, 2020

calculicious

1. Having to do with or being characterized by calculus.
2. Descriptive term for a hot/hott intellectual individual: good-looking geek

The test had a lot of calculicious equations.

She's lookin' damn calculicious with those new glasses.

by Lizardqueen June 1, 2006

calca male

A male who adopts the characeteristics of an alpha male, but is not, in fact, an alpha male.

A fake alpha male.

"Sendil read up on chracteristics of alpha males, and now he's always interrupting people"
"What a calca male"

by Limpy D December 31, 2007

Counter-calculize

The act of providing a guesstimate to a statistical question knowing good well that the answer is most likely incorrect, but also knowing that the person requesting the answer will not know any better.

It is also assumed that the question is ultimately irrelevant and therfore the answer is pointless.

ie. (Dan at HDQ needed those figures on the number of electric staplers needing repair by 5pm or else the TPS reports may run late, so I had to counter-calculize an appropriate response.)

by Waddamz December 23, 2009

Weave Calculation

Looking as far ahead as possible in light traffic to determine what pattern to use for weaving in and out of cars.

My weave calculation shows I can cut in front of this Toyota Corolla, speed by this Geo Metro, stay on the tail of the Nissan Titan to get in front of that Lincoln Navigator.

by Ghazellen December 31, 2009

calculator

-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program...

-TI 83
-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}

AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong

aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.

by ti June 9, 2004

calculus nerd

a person who loves calculus and math. they can usually multiply two digit numbers together and get them right. typically below average in the looks department. once in a while a class is graced by the presence of an amazingly smart person. most calculus nerds believe that calculus is funner than darts.

The calculus nerd(matt) is asking Chrstine to prom right now. So how about it?

by matt.stud April 6, 2006