Callum

Naive guy, doesn’t know when something is right in front of him, thinks he is a pretty cool guy who has all the chicks but in reality there is one girl who stood by him no matter what. he never realise how good she is until she is completely wrong

“Oh callum you had a real good girl, but you broke her”

by load of bullshit October 10, 2018

Callum

A stubby and chubby type of lad, that is surprisingly quick on his feet. A boisterous and loud man but a good friend. A Callum is quite the intellectual, however lacks the effort to unlock his true potential. Often In Trouble with the law, Callum is family oriented and is characterised as often having a fiery personality. Callum has a scottish origin meaning dove. And is often characterised as having the stereotypical Scottish red hair. You will never forget a Callum, as his confidence leaves a lasting mark on all that meet him.

Hello Callum, nice trim bruv.

by BarmyArmyFC February 9, 2020

callum wallis

a lazy teenage boy who enjoys washing his hands down the toilet. he has bent fingers
usually mistaken as gay and autistic. make sure you don’t tell him anything personal because everyone will know about it. he watches too many netflix shows at once and is obsessed with spongebob

wow ur just as bent as callum wallis’ fingers 😂

by okden April 11, 2020

CALLum CUNTER

CALUMMum CUNTER

CALLum Cunter Dick face

by John foot fungus bob jeff June 15, 2020

Calcumalation

1. When your calculation has a spicy twist to it

2. Don't feel like saying calculation, and wanna be built different, say calcumalation

Pronunciation: Cal-cu-malation

"Yo homie can you do this calcumalation for me"
"Sure brodie, this calcumalation is light work"

by You feel me? April 26, 2022

Callum

the most amazing boy on the face of this earth;
his ability to make you laugh and smile is un-humanlike
he is also a very hot looking vampire and a very skilled guitar player.
boyfriend to ashli too :)

god he's such a- such a callum!!!!!
marry me!

by ashlii ambrosiia April 3, 2009

Callum

Not to be mistaken for calum he is a calm sloth like creature who has odd fetishes I usually nuggets. He masturbates more than the average man. He watches ufc most of the time (usually with a pillow over his lap) and takes 2 showers per week.

Guy:"I see you were over at Callum's house at the weekend?"
Girl:"yeah we were watching the mcgregor Diaz fight. He was very attached to his pillow, when I picked it up afterwards there was a big dent in it."

by Scottish warrior August 31, 2016