Caelan

like the male version but for them females who have the great fortune of being named caelan. as a female named caelan, everything is true, for the most part. but instead of huge cocks we have big asses and curvaceous bodies. usually not straight whether that be bi, pan, or full on gay.. you got it whether u admit to it or not. we have double digit body counts too. jk thats a lie. its only 9.

caelan is such a whore but i would kill to be her.

by c-swizzleswifty April 18, 2021

cavemanning

the way you walk when you are so fucked up that you can't even stand up straight, when there is no more liquor left but you're too fired up to pass out. often results in embarking on a journey to find hoes or burn shit

"Dave, you're not gonna get laid if you keep cavemanning. Stand the fuck up."

"I was so fucked up last night that I was cavemanning around Chiles Base looking for hoes."

Rob: Brendan, why is there a huge hole in the quote board?
Brendan: Dave took my lighter and went cavemanning

by shpawk December 5, 2009

Caveman

An unruly savage bitch who everyone fucking hates; usually travel in packs and normally have no friends. Male Cavemen tend to eat in disgustingly large amounts while the female Cavemen are usually sluts and are unbeknown to the fact that they are extremely disliked

Joe : Do you see that girl over there trying to fit in with the cheerleaders?

Evan : Yeah, dude. I can't believe she doesn't know everyone calls her a caveman

by Killa Mix Masta April 23, 2009

Calman

The best anal fucker EVER.

Girl 1: Last night was the BEST. That new guy Will is a such a Calman!

by FE-270 October 17, 2008

caveman

Taliban muslim living in caves, both physically and figuratively.

I like that we are bombing those cavemen terrorist scumbags.

-or-

These cavemen are so backwards, they want to punish you for shaving!

by steaks December 15, 2003

Caveman

When you see a chick so incredibly hot that you have the Neanderthal urge to hit her hard over the head, drag her away and make naughty caveman sex.

Guy1: Oh man look at that chick!
Guy2: Holy shit, I would caveman the fuck out of her...
Guy1: Hell ya!

by Pokemonliveinmybutt July 3, 2009

caveman peek

Wedging two fingers in the ass so one can peek inside.

So, last night I gave her a caveman peek.

Did you hear about Johnny? Yeah, he was fucking a chick and got some mud on his dick so he had to give her a caveman peek.

by untappedhi9 June 19, 2010