thrice cummed cock

A phrase used to convey great fatigue, soreness, or flaccidness.

1.)I'm gonna lie down for a little bit dude, I'm tired as a thrice cummed cock.

2.) Yo man that work out was killer the other day, I've been as sore as a thrice cummed cock.

3.)Get rid of that balloon for me bro, it's lookin shriveled as a thrice cummed cock over there.

by the sheen machine February 26, 2009

Cammie

A beautiful girl with big brown eyes. She has long brown hair and is tan year round. She has the body of a goddess and everyone loves her. She's always single, always looking for the right one. You meet her once, and you fall for her. Her smile will lighten up your day, and her laugh is whole and real. She is truly something amazing.

Cammie, you're amazing. Just perfect.

by 1way2say3words4you October 15, 2011

cumming

The act of blowing your load on a hot momma!

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

cumsiesta

(n.) A cumfiesta where the recipient is sleeping. Usually done by less males, and in the mouth of an unsuspecting female or male. See also clown pie

Butt licka's dad gave him a cumsiesta

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

cumdies

cum-soaked undies, especially underwear that is hastily put on after wild sex.

getting fucked at the library is way hot but i hate walking down the Avenue in my cumdies

by porkchopp August 2, 2011

cumming courtesy

The action of cleaning up your semen after masturbating at a friends house.

I had cumming courtesy when I cleaned the jizz off of the floor at Jimmy's house.

by BigDickDaddies April 9, 2015

commiesexual

Someone attracted by any person/object related to communism.

-Hey bro why are you cumming at Stalin?
-I'm commiesexual dude

by alfreditoh April 30, 2020