bum crumbs

the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.

I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.

by Shefun April 05, 2006

crumb crack

The space between two sofa cushions where crumbs often collect in multitude.

"Don't make me sit on the crumb crack!"

by becforreals May 07, 2010

doodoo crumbs

When you dont wipe your butt properly and after three or four days it dries up to form hard, crusty, crumbs.

Hey, I never took a shower in three days, and my girlfriend gave me a rimjob, heh, now she has doodoo crumbs all over her face giggity giggity gig-aaa-deee

by Cunt muscle December 29, 2004

poo crumbs

Crumbs of shit that remain in the toilet even after u flush.

Omg, someone left me poo crumbs in the toilet.

by Pavelski8 April 19, 2007

crumbed sausage

to have sex on the beach or in any type of sandy place.

Z and H were walking along the beach when Z asked H if she wanted to have his crumbed sausage.

by burnty December 08, 2006

Depression Crumbs

Crumbs that are all over your bed from eating various snacks during depression. They never seem to go away no matter how many times you try to wipe them off.

I tried to sit in Kaitlyn's bed the other day, but there were so many depression crumbs in there that I just decided to sit on the floor instead.

by epar666 January 07, 2021

Off the crumb

A phrase said when somebody/something is acting wild, out of hand or irregular. Mostly said to/about someone after being fuelled by (but certainly not limited to) drugs, anger, bullshit/lies, etc.

“Yo, Derek was so angry after losing the fight. He’s off the crumb right now”

“Derek is high as shit right now, he’s off the crumb”

bro 1: “DEREK YOURE DRIVING SO FAST!”
bro 2: “YEAH DEREK’S OFF THE CRUMB”

“Yo this beat go off the crumb”

“His outfit is off the crumb”

“My mum went off the crumb last night when the dog shat on the floor”

by alright seven October 02, 2019