credit crunch

A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.

I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!

by honkhiam April 28, 2010

God credits

Doing sonething nice for other's even when you don't want too.

Mo: Dang Karen, I don't want to be here on a Friday night.

Karen: yeah Mo, but you are gettin' God credits for this.

by Mommy moneycakes December 2, 2016

Pussy credit

The act of providing money, favours or anything beneficial to a female in hope that the favour will be repayed by sex.

Want a lift from the station? Sure I'll come get you. (Male then hopes to have a pussy credit balance he can use in the future)

by London town May 24, 2017

credit card

a kids way out of bankruptcy (mostly used for vbucks or xbox gift cards

"My mom never saw me take it out of her £3 purse,I used it for v-bucks!" - Jimmy
His mom,Karen had a struggle but got it back soon enough,before the dad left...

"FRICK YOU KAREN I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR MY VBUCKS"

by FRICK YOU KAREN May 6, 2020

Side credit

Any woman besides your wife that you wanna have sex with.

Josh and I saw some good side credit walk past work today.

by Hole dozer March 25, 2022

extra credit

Something that can be used against you in determining your grade.

I said these questions are extra credit, but what I mean is: do them or I will count off of your grade.

by joe schmoe April 28, 2004

pot credit

A pretty sweet school located in Port Credit, Mississauga, Canada. Mississauga just happens to be the 6th largest city in Canada. It got the name by having mad chronic, all though it doesn't have that much pot, we pretend too.

Random punk: So i hear you go to Pot Credit?
Crediter: Yea i do
Random punk: Do they have tons of pot?
Crediter: No, we don't.

by Troo August 1, 2006