The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.
by MorgBorg February 11, 2024

by Chadwick74 September 5, 2017

When a male ejaculates on a Krystal slider and then proceeds to pack it in a women’s anus with his penis.
by anonymous December 6, 2024

A slur for lightskins
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.
This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
by starmandx January 11, 2025

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.
I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!
I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.
I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.
by RadicalRascal May 7, 2018
