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Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.
I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'
by MorgBorg February 11, 2024
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Jeans creamer

When a person is so attractive the very site of them makes you ejaculate instantly.
I just saw a celebrity in person. They were hotter in person than on TV , a total jeans creamer!
by Chadwick74 September 5, 2017
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Krystal creamer

When a male ejaculates on a Krystal slider and then proceeds to pack it in a women’s anus with his penis.
The hooker wouldn’t let me give her the Krystal creamer but when she was dead she didn’t say no.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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Coffee creamer

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
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Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
by starmandx January 11, 2025
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Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.
I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.
by RadicalRascal May 7, 2018
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Brady Creamer

6.
I got a brady creamer after me
by Brady Coomer April 25, 2024
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