Covid-95

An individual with the luck to have contracted covid-19 a whopping five times.

Person 1: Oh god... This is my fifth time contracting the coronavirus

Person 2: Are you clinically insane?! Please stay away from me, i don't want covid-95!

by some_human April 23, 2020

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thanks covid

A sarcastic, empty fuck you to changes caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.

I was planning on going to Europe for Christmas, but now I can’t leave the country, Thanks COVID.

by SugarShane2787 October 15, 2020

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Fuck Covid!

The content of a popular bumper sticker during Covid-19 Pandemic times.

I’ve already made many millions from my bumper sticker, available in 20 languages so far, which simply declares, “Fuck Covid!”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

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Covid chow

When you contract covid and lose your sense of taste and smell and you are able to eat vagina like a champion.

Wife: Oh my god honey what got into you tonight, that was the best oral I have gotten ever?
Husband: I figured if I couldn’t smell and taste that snatch I must have covid, I hope you enjoyed that covid chow I gave you!!

by Aj36mason October 13, 2021

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Covid Poisoning

A state of complete and total information overload about the subject of Covid-19 to the point of feeling as though you are so ill that you are nearly dead and can’t process any more information about it.

I was at work the other day when I realized I must have Covid Poisoning; I couldn’t hear my colleague at all as he stood and spoke with all of us about his family and the Pandemic, it was like the sound was turned off as his mouth kept moving.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021

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