Covid-19

Something wussies have to make excuses to get out of doing something.

Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."

by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022

covid 19 pounds

when you gain weight during quarantine bc you aren't exercising and have no will to live

I think I gained my COVID 19 pounds

by sunnydoggo June 24, 2020

Covid-19

The worst god dam thing in 2020 that has killed over 1 million people

Fuck Covid-19, it god dam sucks

by God dam it February 1, 2021

COVID-19

COVID-19 was a collusion of worldwide governments and plan of action to implant the citizens of the world with an identification mode.

The term, COVID-19, is actually a clandestine acronym initially coined by the W.H.O., which stands for "Covert Operation to Verify IDentification". The 19, is for the year they hatched the plan, 2019.

They plan was a moderate success, with nearly half of all citizens voluntarily opting for the inoculation of an unproven vaccine.

The reaction to the scare of the virus was a secondary study in human behavior to determine if the larger populus could pressure the non-conforming citizenry to comply through forced inequality favoring those who conformed. Those conformists include but is not limited to politicians, Hollywood elitists, and professional athletes.

Are you protected against COVID-19? If not, shame on you!

by SimonX February 28, 2023

Covid-19 quarantine

Fuck it. Fuck being at home all the time.

Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck

by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021

COVID-19

A pandemic that shows no signs of ending within a specified timeframe. It has significantly impacted daily life, health systems, and economies worldwide, leaving many uncertain about the future.

Everyone once thought COVID-19 would be over by summer 2020, but it feels like the pandemic is now still going strong with no end in sight as of December 2020.

by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025

The COVID 19

Phrase used by people who cannot speak properly.

Mary: “I have got the COVID 19. I feel awful”.
Jane: “It’s COVID 19, not the COVID 19. It isn’t just a single bug that only affects one person at a time”.

by MontyBurns123 June 30, 2021