Bogan convention

A type of gathering with drinking, smoking,noise, revving engines,burnouts, people wearing singlets/shirts with names of football teams on them,no one wearing shoes just thongs, people bringing small dogs to attend also.
Hey James there'll be a car meet doing laps in town saturday night wanna go?
No! I'm not going to some Bogan convention
by Employeesonly March 10, 2024
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Springfield Convent

An all girls school where the most holy girls go. They love spending time on their knees.....praying.
Wow the girl is so bad at netball she must be from Springfield Convent.
by Poespoespoespoes August 10, 2020
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Convention-down

Also known as "con-down". The feeling of sadness you get after a convention is over. What type of convention is irrelevant, as long as it is a group of like-minded people that you feel like you belong to.

Can also be used to describe the feeling of loneliness after having spent time with a partner, especially in a long distance relationship.
Person 1: Aww man, I wish that convention lasted longer...
Person 2: Dude, you have convention-down.

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Significant other: I had really bad con-down for a week after my girlfriend flew back home. Especially because we won't be able to see each other for two months.
by komori1705 May 08, 2018
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Gamer convention

A place where the once endangered and now extinct in wild gamers collect to discuss future plans involving place to combat their enemys: Mothers, tryhards and bots. It is considered a place of worship.
There is a Gamer convention, it is advised to stay clear of this sanctuary. If entered then proced with caution to bot scare of these mythical beasts.
by IKnowDude December 03, 2019
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Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.
Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"
by Kenipples November 01, 2014
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cock convention

I thought you said there were hot chicks here? All is see is a fucking cock convention.
by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014
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Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.
Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.
by Dalphious Doppler May 31, 2011
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