Definitions by penisbuttaidsass

cauliflower convention 

when your friend asks you a dumb question or you just simply don’t want to talk to someone just bring up the cauliflower convention and mumble a little

Bones: *asks a stupid question*
me: oh yeah the cauliflower convention and uhhh it was ode fun

cauliflower convention by penisbuttaidsass June 24, 2021

mike’s rumors 

a service passed on by michael kronick that informs everyone about any personal things that have happened in one’s life.

bruh mike’s rumors are never true

mike’s rumors by penisbuttaidsass October 6, 2019

josh baum 

the best human being alive. he gets all the girls. yum!

yo that kid josh baum is hot as fuck.

josh baum by penisbuttaidsass September 9, 2019

hoy hoy hoy 

when ur really annoyed at someone

Aaron: ur shoes are untied
me: *look at shoes* *make stupid face* HOY HOY HOY

hoy hoy hoy by penisbuttaidsass October 18, 2018

koi 

another word for saying okay but a little bit more agressive and annoyed.

science teacher: you have 10 minutes to write this essay
me: *as loud as possible* KOI

koi by penisbuttaidsass October 16, 2018