Congratulhated

Voicing your best wishes while thinking of ways to kill them and get away with it.

I congratulhated Lisa on her big promotion. Do you know if the windows in that new corner office of hers open?

by Cd2009 September 4, 2010

congrets

noun- /kuhn-grets/ What you offer when you don't know if you should be saying congratulations or sympathies.

ex. "So you broke up with the person who made you miserable? Well, congrets!"

by MsKitten November 25, 2010

congratupootions

Being congratulated for pooping, or trying you're best and still sucking at life.

I said "Hey congratupootions" to you're mom after I dropped a Cleveland steamer on her chest and then did the polish painter to her and her sister at the same time.

by bobbarker@rock March 2, 2011

congratulotapus

A person who is always congratulating people for everything big or small.

Cathy: "I just got my five year pin at work!"
Dee Dee: "Congratulations!"

Bill: I just got a raise at work!
Dee Dee: "Congratulations".

Linda: "I just got off the couch!"
Dee Dee: " Congratulations!"

Patty: "Wow Dee Dee, you are just a regular Congratulotapus."

by Deeda Lee January 17, 2013

Congratulatiomis

Either used to say "FUCK OFF", or just an innocent way of misspelling "congratulations"

Guy 1: Hey! Wanna hang out??
Guy 2: Congratulatiomis, man.

by Hitaeth July 28, 2016

congrato

congrats buddy ole pal

Congrato, bud

by quickbird July 17, 2016

Congratumate

Congratumating
Verb.
"The action of congrulating your friend on something so awesome that the word "Congratulate" doesn't describe the moment well enough

Dude 1:Bro i banged both Ashley and Maria last night

Dude 2:Holy shit,i congratumate you

by LeJewishPotatoe May 17, 2016