Confesora

You radiate understanding and compassion. People sense your warmth and fairness. For this reason, you attract many people who are in need of comfort, including the disadvantaged. You inspire confidence. You do everything in your power to keep the harmony and are even willing to sacrifice your personal desires for the good of others. You can take this too far, however, sometimes playing the role of the martyr.

Wow you seem like a new person, so confident!

Yeah well after talking to Confesora she made me realize I am more than my mistakes.

by Ranupqueen November 27, 2021

Double Contessa

1. A secret organization that plans to have the Illuminati take down the government, only so it can seize control from it.
2. The most useless card combo in the card game Coup, unless you know how to use it.

James: I dropped my pencil!
Lance: The Double Contessa is after you1

by TurtleMaster217 November 20, 2014

i am confussion

When the wierd russian lady thinks you have a big dong then finds out that its small

You said it was but, i am confussion

by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018

Confession fucking

To have sex with A.) a Nun whilst in a coffesion booth, or B.) a Priest whilst in the confession booth

A.) Ey' dude I was in church yesterday, and I gave this nun a good confession fucking!

B.) I was in church three days ago and you wont believe it but, my priest confession fucked me!

by Bob Fritz August 6, 2006

dashboard confessional

a band that makes you turn gay after you listen to every one of their songs

Man 1: hey sexy, why dont you ditch your wife and come play with me!

Man 2: sure, ill even bring my dashboard confessionaly CD's

by pablo rainman May 4, 2006

dashboard confessional

Pure emo, acoustic band with meaningful lyrics. See The Ataris, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters.

My hopes are so high, that your kiss could kill me, so won't you kill me, so I'll die happy...

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

dashboard confessional

They were my escape from rap I used to think all there was rap that I was forced to listen to but I found out about them through my friend and they have totally cahged my life and how I veiw everything in my life and for all you assholes that say they suck and Chris can't sing then you're all asshole's, I mean is it so wrong that a man sings abotu what he feels? If there were more guys like him alot more people would be getting laid and maybe he's not the best singer but at least he sings about real passionate things unlike your rappers and wiggers that try to be something they're not and rap about things they've either never been through or things they used to go through which they don't have to anymore. But dashboard confessional sings about things that everyone goes through and they put the emotions into words we can all relate to no matter what color or sex we are.

Dashboard talks about real things

Ja rule makes everything up

by DashboardConfessionalLover92 April 10, 2005