Similar to a keg stand, 'the coffin' is performed by falling back into supporting arms while someone lifts your legs in the air. A third individual dispenses beer through the tap into person performing the act's mouth, arms must be crossed in corpse like manner to be considered the coffin.
Did you see the coffin Jonny did at the party yesterday, he was so drunk the beer must have gone straight to his brain!
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yeah, big enough for Greg to use as a wang coffin.
yeah, big enough for Greg to use as a wang coffin.
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Noun. The cardboard box that Microsoft sends to Xbox 360 owners, used to mail the Xbox 360 to a repair center safely and back.
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Get the fuzzy coffin mug.When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may simply freeze in a pencil shaped position, head tilted slightly to the side, whilst the lady manouevres herslf on top of him. This particular act is highly unusual, but somewhat effective, and gives the impression of being stuckin a coffin.
If a young man has no idea what to do in the sack, it is almost guaranteed that he may freeze and will almost certainly be doing 'the coffin' , even if he does not realise this. Beware though, for the older you are before you pop your cherry, the more you'll look like one of Dracula's victims.
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"Chill out, don't turn a cough in to a coffin"
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