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Clean Squeeze 

Pertains to when a person has a bowel movement and upon wiping them self discovers that no residue has been left behind.
"It always brightens my day when I realize I've made clean squeeze."

"oh man, yesterday I thought I made a clean squeeze....an hour later I realized how wrong I really was."
Clean Squeeze by Bear Johnson December 20, 2008

Clean my Dirty Toilet 

A way to solicit gay sex in a socially acceptable manner via Craigslist.
I will give you $20/hr to come clean my dirty toilet.

Clean your litterbox 

1 Female who is not hygienically clean. Dirty virginia.

2 Male or Female who just talk to much shit, Lies or offensive

language
1. Boy to girl after sex: "Girl clean your litterbox."

2. Mother to daughter: "Shamikwa clean your litterbox.

3. Mike you kiss your wife with that mouth, "clean your litterbox.
Clean your litterbox by omyhell February 4, 2010

clean wit it

referring to Alex's drip (see drip)
clean wit it by Le Messiah September 29, 2020

Clean Invite 

Something people say in response to not being invited to a party or some other social function.
John: Damn! that party was sick!

Max:What party?

John:The party at my house last night....

Max: Wow, clean invite
Clean Invite by A. Javier Gonzalez February 28, 2011

clean enough 

The feeling of sheer frustration and surrender following an extremely long wiping session on the toilet. Typically occurs when a small brown stain continues to appear on said paper over a threshold of roughly twenty consecutive wipes.
Ah, fuck it! It's clean enough. *Pulls pants up*