Texting Claw

When your hand gets a cramp from texting too much and turns into a claw. Could be abbreviated by the letters "TC".

Amy: Sorry I had to call, I have "texting claw" from being so textually active today.

Nicole: That's ok, sometimes I get the TC, too.

by hickchic15 September 24, 2009

Judo Claw

To stop a large mammal or really upset some one in bed.

To Judo Claw someone insert "Index" finger in the anus, while finger deep in the anus bend/retract the finger to make a hook shape. This renders the "mammal" in affective.

We recommend to try and stop a Sumo Wrestler first with the Claw before land mammals.

by Straglar October 24, 2010

bong claw

Bong claw: when you get too hectic and rip too many bongs, rendering your bong hand useless for all other tasks besides ripping bongs. the hand is left stuck in a claw like state sometimes permanently. other symptoms of the bong claw may include but not limited too: 1.sufferer may make a bong gurgling noise for the duration of completing a task, when task is completed the sufferer will involuntarily take a deep breath in as if sinking a fucking mad cone.
2. sufferers will without realising ask everyone they make eye contact with if they can sell them a bag or pack them a cone.
3. eyes appear as red as Satan's cock and near closed.

fuck man I was so baked last night i hope this fucking bong claw goes away, oi can you pack us a cone cunt?

by Shickluna June 23, 2014

selfie claw

The weird claw like position a hand has to get into in order to hold your camera/phone at just the right angle when taking a selfie.

Eww Jessi, delete that selfie, you got some gnarly selfie claw in it.

by Lifeindreams July 21, 2014

claw clip

A clip that is used to hold hair in place that looks and grabs like a claw.

Where'd you buy that claw clip ? Your claw clip looks nice in your colored hair.

by Scriptlines October 27, 2019

gorilla claw

A slang for Penis captivus; a rare occurrence during sexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to be withdrawn from the vagina. A gorilla claw is symbolic of the vagina, meanwhile the banana is actually a penis.

Yeah dude I got caught in the gorilla claw and had to go to the ER to get seperated.

by eugenenao June 07, 2019

Howdon Claw

A small suburn of the North East of England, the 'howdon claw' refers to a fringe on a female which looks like it has been shaped around a coke can, such is its pronounced cylindrical-ness. You can see young charvers sporting the Howdon Claw.

"Ah's gannin oot doon the keyside the neet... The bords ye find doon there are geet classy an that, none o yer howdon claw shite man."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004