Certified JKR 44

Absolute gay wad of a human and wants to touch every guy and sucks off everyone
Wow you are real acting like a certified JKR 44 right now
by Travioli_random May 17, 2021
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Certified Bavesh Moment

When someone does something just because someone else with more clout and style does it first. Just like when Ramesh put rims on his tesla just because Bavesh did it first.
Timothy; Damn Randy, did you get a blue BMW M4 just because Thomas got one?

Randy; Yeah man, I liked his car.

Timothy: Damn that's a Certified Bavesh Moment right there.
by Shees Dehkan March 30, 2021
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certified dick diver

bryan callen is a certified dick diver
by yaaaacuda November 30, 2017
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certified bruh moment

A "Brother, what are you doing?" moment that is so jaw-droppingly stupid it has to be certified, memorialized, and put on a plaque. More shocking than a standard bruh moment.
John: Did you hear about how he accidentally used the toilet towel to wipe the bowls?
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.
by Krimson Knives November 19, 2022
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Certified Canadian Moment

CCM, or Certified Canadian Moment, is a term where someone, somewhere, does something dealing with snow or maple syrup.
Tabby: I was shoveling some snow
Salt: Now this is a Certified Canadian Moment
by salttheidiot February 01, 2022
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Certified Lover Boy

"Yeah I got with her...I guess I'm just a certified lover boy..."

"No, you're a whore."
by jixxcuit September 05, 2021
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big man certified

When something is made for a big man or obese man; can be anything
Big: We need to get some new chairs, cause these chairs ain't Big Man Certified.
by Colt Isham July 07, 2008
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