Catastrophize

A malapropism spoken frequently by a stupid bitch who infamously shit out octuplets on the government dole (AKA "Octomom", "Nadya Suleman").

While describing the circumstances surrounding her firing the nannies for whose services she was not paying:

"Honestly, all of that is a joke; all of that is beyond catastrophized."

While describing a 911 phone call where she repeatedly proclaimed that she was going to kill herself:

"It's completely catastrophized. I was running around the backyard of my house and in the house looking for him..."

by SiXiXiX March 27, 2009

catastrafuck

a total disaster, coined by John Stewart on December 2nd (not 3rd!!) - when a hell hole meets a cataclysm

what a complete catastrafuck!!

by diamondgirl4593 December 6, 2006

CatSteak

Word Coined by Glen Durrant, which refers to the shape of the female genetals when viewed from infront and below.

"I like my CatSteak Rare and Juicy"

"Whats the differnece between T-Bon and CatSteak?"
"You gotta put the bone in the catsteak."

by livebythesword July 13, 2007

catastrafuck

What happens when a cataclysm natural disaster hits a hellhole.

As used by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 10/03/2006

Did you hear about that earthquake in the Sudan? What a catastrafuck!

by Nuggets McGee October 11, 2006

catastrofuck

When a hellhole hits a cataclysm.

This is a bonafide nuclear catastrofuck.

by Gutierrez October 4, 2006

Catastrophuck

the situation you are faced with after a massive disaster, something bigger than a clusterfuck

"This tornado/earthquake/hurricane has created a huge Catastrophuck"

by BigKleck December 24, 2009

catsterbate

the act of masturbating with a fuzzy black cat

Whaoooo!! Tyler you catsterbate WAYYY to much,its kinda creepy......O.o

by selurmun March 26, 2011