by ahoihoihoiboy July 7, 2019

with an amazing hair-trigger, this self-aggrandizing know-it-all is quick tempered and eager to argue the most inane detail into eternity, often using faulty information.
by tkk2s February 5, 2010

Charles Dickens wrote a lot of books promoting at least moderate socialism. Too bad no one listens, even though A Christmas Carol is probably the most famous child's Christmas story of all time.
by Socialist REALism July 18, 2006

by Bathe-hobo November 24, 2011

by Jazzywessels May 11, 2018

Similar to an "Uncle Ted", except an "Aunt Carol" usually has nothing to do, so she calls up people and gets in 5 hour long phone conversations with them.
Husband: "Honey I'm home!... Jesus, are you still on the phone?!"
Wife: "Yes I've been on since 8AM! She is such an Aunt Carol!"
Wife: "Yes I've been on since 8AM! She is such an Aunt Carol!"
by Illu Sionist January 8, 2008

by Saul Millsap November 29, 2010
