A place where everything is great as long as someone doesnts light it on an apocalyptic fire by a small mistake
by the funny one March 31, 2019
People hate on this US state because it’s “ghetto” and it’s true some parts are (LA, Desert Hot Springs, Indio, and more) but it’s probabky better than yours. It’s probably the most popular state, most tourist attracted state. We have Disneyland, Universal Studios, Magic Mountain, Knotts Berry Farm, and more. We have Palm Springs the Kardashians love it here FYI. Umm also we have Coachella the best musical festival in the world. Umm does Mason Ramsey ( Walmart yodeling kid ) , Beyoncé, Cardi B , the Weekend come and perform in your state? All in the same night? Most of your favorite shows are filmed here. The Voice and America’s Got Talent are filmed here. You can see celebrities pretty much anywhere. The other day my friend found the Katherine Langford ( Hannah Baker from 13 reasons why) in an unpopular ghetto flower shop( in Desert Hot Springs) . Also Weather and climate is great. We have coasts all the way to rocky snowy mountains just 2 hours apart! Plus we’re the golden state. Aren’t you like the Cheese State or Potato state?
California is honestly so cool I went on vacation there and I spent time at the beach, then the next day went to Disneyland, after that we went to the Mountains, and finally on the weekend we went to Coachella! We stayed in Palm Springa Saguaro hotel! At coachella I saw Kylie Jenner and Justin Bieber while Cardi B was performing pregnant. After each night of Coachella we would go out to eat at In n Out.
by Urbooty June 09, 2018
A state in which illegal immigrants run free and screw American citizens over by taking their jobs. You can also find vegans, PETA, democrats, and drug addicts. Sure the landscape can be beautiful (unless you live in the desert) but the people sure aren't.
by Don'tGiveACare October 27, 2019
California is such an anal flowstate; people there live on diarrhea drinks. “We have a high pressure front coming from the west.”
by Hardly Q January 04, 2021
California tax collectors can suck my dick
by Lilfam April 04, 2019
by Satire Zeby April 25, 2019
One of the rich people's paradises! The only state that has more Targets than Walmarts. California's geography is extremely diverse. Northern California is mostly forests, farmlands, and mountains. Southern California is mostly cities, valley, mesa, deserts, and beach towns. The Bay Area is mostly cities, robots, and wine.
by Eastermister February 24, 2016