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business poop

A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.
Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops
by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017
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business as usual

An ongoing and unchanging state of affairs despite catastrophies and turmoils.
After they rose from the dead, Chris accidentaly released the container with fresh zombies into the drive-in theater. Apart from this, Embry and Jacob stayed watching anime, it's business as usual.
by AngeloValentino March 6, 2019
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'Bout Business

Ready to ball out and handle yours. Focused, up to the task, on top of shit...
Coach - " Are you going to be ready to go this week #7?"
Player - " Oh yeah coach, no doubt. You know I'm 'Bout Business.
by phrasee January 5, 2010
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bum business

Doing someone up the bum so hard that they can't stand afterwards from the shock of the bum business
I did the bum business so hard last night she face planted the floor afterwards
by Smurf&ducky July 31, 2017
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Family Business

Crowley: What’s the line? Saving people, hunting things - the family business.
by KAZ-2Y5 May 13, 2020
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Gyang Business

KRRR BOOWWWWW GYAAAAAANGGGGG
Person 1 What kind of business?
Person 2 GYANG BUSINESSS BOW BOW
by Gyyyyyaaannggg December 11, 2022
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business meeting

noun - Usually an occurance during a one night stand; the business meeting takes place when, upon entering the bedroom, both parties are nude at a strikingly fast rate and go immediately into sex. There is no foreplay. This is straight fucking. Also, one of the parties leaves immediately after as no one hangs around the conference room after a business meeting.
Yeah, I took Jan home from the bar last night. We go to her house and it was a straight business meeting. I don't even think we kissed. I was back at the club in an hour, and I think I lost a sock.
by dmalanowski January 8, 2010
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