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empty kfc bucket eater

a durogatory term for a black person, impling that not only is the stereotype that black people love fried chicken is true but they in fact love it so much that they will even eat the bucket it come in because it tastes distinctly of fried chiken
Compton is full of empty kfc bucket eaters.
by jujufelop September 15, 2009
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smut bucket

A straight up slut. Fucks anything that moves.
Sally, you fucking smut bucket.
by Young Chappelle July 23, 2006
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bucket bong

Needed:

1 x bucket
1 x cone piece
1 x bottle (preferably a 2L cordial or 2L soda bottle)
Copious amounts of marijuana
Water
1 x lighter

Cut a hole in the lid to fit the cone piece, pack the cone piece with marijuana, set aside.

Fill bucket with water. Cut bottom of bottle out. Submerge bottle in water. Screw lid back on. Light the pot and slowly move the bottle in an upward direction. This will pull the cone. Once the cone is pulled and the smoke is in the bottle, carefully take the lid off and ensure to not let too much smoke out of the top of the bottle. Put mouth around bottle top and push down. The smoke will then be forced into your lungs.
After her bucket bong, she nearly coughed up a lung!!
by Chiggy January 11, 2005
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Bucket and Spade

An inter-racial couple where an overweight (or not so overweight) white woman is involved with a black.
Bob: I see Clare has hooked up with Winston.
Janet: Yup, another bucket and spade.
by eminence grise August 8, 2010
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Nigger Bucket

The urban version of Cracker Barrel, where everything is a different flavor of cool-aid.
"Hey nigga, you been down to the Nigger Bucket before?"
"Yeah man, I love the watermelon's stuffed with fried chicken!"
by steeleedann December 20, 2008
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Buckley's chance

You've got Buckley's chance mate!
by markuz January 5, 2006
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Tim Buckley

Creator of the mess that is Ctrl Alt Del - a webcomic that is well known for being badly drawn, ripping off Penny Arcade and basically being too up itself.

Tim Buckley being the creator sadly also happens to share most of the same qualities. Additionally, he has little to no resistance to any form of criticism whatsoever and usually takes to acting like a chimp in a zoo when anyone in his forums or elsewhere even dares to suggest that one of his latest "storylines" might not be that good. In fact, try going on the Ctrl Alt Del forums and saying a slightly negative word and you'll find yourself banned quicker than you could imagine.

Also Tim is well known for editing/vandalising Wiki entries to do with his comic, consistently attempting to remove the "criticism" section on his beloved comic. If that isn't bad enough, try asking anyone about the ROM incident. This is basically where Tim got accused of emailing pictures of his cock to a 14 year old on his forum and instead of behaving like a normal adult, he basically had a screaming fit, banned over 3000 members, closed the forum for a week and then totally removed the section of forum from which the claim was made. Not a particularly overwhelming sign of innocence to say the least.
Random Fan: "So, we've gone from being a wacky slightly surreal webcomic to suddenly having an attempt at a serious dramatic storyline with miscarriage and mayhem...urm, don't you think maybe this isn't the best idea you've ever had?"

Tim Buckley: "SHUT UP...I AM THE INTERNET. I can do drama...LOOK A DEAD BABY! I sooooo deserve an Oscar for this because I'm soooo brooding and deep. Oh, by the way. Anyone who disagrees with me gets banned and insulted. Got that?"

Random Ex-Fan: "OKayyyyy, you're obviously a headcase. Bye!"
by IAMTHEMANFROMMARS! October 18, 2008
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