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brian reagan

One of the funniest guys ever. His comedy is as clean as it comes and he is hilarious.
The following are examples of Brian Reagan.

“"You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks, sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass eachother on the highway... I don't understand it. I mean, if they need logs over there... and they need 'em over there, you'd think a phone call would save 'em a whole lot of trouble."”

“"I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there! Yeah I think we're-- (Pow!)-- Oh! We're getting close! (Pow!)-- Oh! This is gonna be a bad blasting zone! Remember that last one--we lost Billy?"”
by r belbin July 5, 2007
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Brianna

A beautiful girl who’s smart, honest and gentle, but she can also be aggressive.She loves chocolate. She rarely feels fear that's why she's brave. she has rosy cheeks and always seems to have a gorgeous smile on her face. Although her hands always seem to be cold her heart is very warm. Brianna is the most beautiful girl in the world! has a lot of fun, and is a happy person. is usually pretty confusing. Brianna is the sunshine of your life, beautiful is her middle name. Brianna is the funniest girl you will ever meet.
Javier:Man I can't believe she broke up with me.
Brandon:Ha she can do better.
Javier:yeah so can I.
Brianna:Die
by buttercup9 Feb.19 2016
by nahthlyn September 5, 2016
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Brian

An all around cool guy who will probably make you laugh until you cry, he will also give you witty pointers when needed. He is one of the coolest and best looking guys who has ever owned the name "Brian."Can also be defined as strong as bull. A Gibby, A Goldfish, A Bobcat, A Ginger, and an alll around epic person.
Brian is cool as SHIT
by Jon Mugica June 28, 2011
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Brian Peppers

One of the biggest internet sensations known to man. He is a role model to many a' people around the world. He is a convicted sex offender in Ohio. He suffers from "crouzon's syndrome", making him that much more ugly. His face kind of looks like if you took a pumpkin, a cat, and a squash and put it all in a bag, then beat the everloving hell out of it with a baseball bat until it stops moving. When you take it out you get, Brian Peppers. Acording to files he resides in a place called "White House Rehab" in Ohio. Yet when you call there to ask for him, they tell you that there is no such person living there. We all know they are lying because the government told them to.
1. I went to Brian Peppers house today. He touched me then I got the fuck out of there because his face looks like a pumpkin.

2. Person 1: "The people at white house rehab said that hes not there"
Person 2: "They are a bunch of lying son of bitches, we are going to raid it and get him out of there."
by Mitch Tersteg November 21, 2006
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Briana

A girl who trusts everyone with stuff except her boyfriend. She loves him but doesn't trust him with things such as pictures. She's very forgetful and sleeps a lot. But she is the most beautiful girl ever. She deserves the perfect guy (preferably white). She is the best thing that could ever happen to you. Although she is a pain in the ass, she is definitely worth it.
Briana is the best girl ever.
by sndmepics June 30, 2014
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Briana

Super Sexy girl, tan but small, she will fuck u up if it comes to it
Guy: that girl HOT!

Guy2: ikr!!

Briana: wat da fak u say bitch?
by BIATCH2.0 June 13, 2013
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Brian

A mysterious man who will immediately scan a room or any environment within seconds for all clues, hints, information and signs of life. Even death. A human calculator to the 9s, but he sure can "spell" the numbers upside down, inside out to make the girls blush & writhe in excitement! An intelligent man enjoyed by many, but appreciated to the full by few. He's ok with that, trying to impress no one. His whit is unmatched. He'll share anything & everything, but you better be worth it or...he'll walk away unscathed. Sure will hurt you though! :)
Brian was staring at me!!

I KNOW! He was studying you!

I hope he liked what he saw!

You'll probably never know.

So true....
by 3210<42 March 14, 2012
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