Cowboy Breakfast

A quick, high-protein, solo, breakfast (or anytime) meal option where you throw your legs up and jack off into your mouth.

I was running low on fuel and had to get moving, so i settled for the Cowboy Breakfast.

by Edgar Christianson February 2, 2017

Breakfast Theater

Watching your very sexy girlfriend/boyfriend undress and dress in the morning as she/he is getting ready to go to work. Or, if you're a Peeping Tom, watching your sexy neighbor dress and undress in the morning.

My girlfriend is so hot. She performed Breakfast Theater for me while I was eating my Cheerios.

I can't go to work without watching Breakfast Theater first. My neighbor has a hot body!

by wandafish April 8, 2010

Asian Breakfast Wakeup

It is often understandably confused with the "Kentucky Slap" and the "Italian Breakfast Wakeup." One pours soy sauce over a sleeping individual's head. Another slaps globs of Wasabi in the face of the sleeping person. Another person smacks live squids against the head of the sleeping person until the squids break releasing their ink. Another group, typically large chats in loud incoherent Asian in a dialect you are unsure of, but baffles you nevertheless. Another Asian man bangs a gong repeatedly while and old Asian man sings songs of his homeland.

That Asian Breakfast Wakeup left Mt eyes burning, my face sticky, and I was unable to see from all the ink. The sound alone was overwhelming and infuriating.

by ChevayChase April 11, 2015

Bring Me The Breakfast

Sexual intercourse usually done in the morning or the time breakfast is served. During dominating play, saying "Bring me the Breakfast" means get naked and get over here, were fucking.

Man, Jake is so submissive. Did you see how quickly his dick was out after Elena said "Bring Me The Breakfast".

by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

Breakfast at Tiffany's

A romantic comedy movie written by Truman Capote and starring Audrey Hepburn. Capote intended for the protagonist to be portrayed by Marilyn Monroe, however Monroe backe out after being told that the role wouldn't be good for her image. The film is known mostly for the elegance and quirkiness of Hepburn's character Holly Golightly. The title is derived from the opening scene where Holly, after attending a party, is window-shopping at a Tiffany's boutique at six in the morning while munching on a danish pastry. The movie depicts the romance of a high-class escort (Holly Golightly) who falls in love with an up-and-coming writer (Paul 'Fred' Varjak - portrayed by George Peppard).

Breakfast at Tiffany's is the ultimate Audrey Hepburn movie.

by artistchick November 12, 2006

The Breakfast Club

A movie that everyone in high school can relate to.

Quick Summary -
Four types of people: a brain, an athlete, a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. They all spend saturday detention in the library for 8 hours. At first they seem to have nothing in common and all just want to get it over with..

But throughout the movie, they help each other out in little ways and open up about their lives to each other & they realise they're not that different.
I didn't really understand it when i was younger
But now I lovveeee it :D
Best 80's film xx

Bender: Remember how you said your parents use you to get back at each other?
Wouldn't I be OUTSTANDING in that capacity?

Brian: I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?
John Bender: No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp

Brian: Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.

Allison: When you grow up, your heart dies.
Bender: Who cares?
Allison: .... I care.. <3

John Bender: (reading cover) .. Moe-lay really pumps my nads.
Claire: Moliere :)

Andrew: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.

Person: We watched The Breakfast Club in english, you remind me of allison
other person: HA!

by TheQuietOnexx May 16, 2009

Brooklyn Breakfast

Smoking a blunt or a joint and drinking coffee in the morning.

yo, come to my place in the morning for brooklyn breakfast.

by v-kan February 11, 2008