breakfast log 

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.

I have just finished having a breakfast log

breakfast log by Solo Echo February 14, 2018

breakfast of shame 

When, while trying to make a hasty exit so you can perform the "Walk of Shame", you are inadvertently shanghai'd into eating an early morning meal.This is usually in the presence of parents or disapproving flatmates.

Samantha: "Where were you this morning? You disappeared with that cute guy from the bar and I've been txting you all night. Oh, by the way, i got some bagels with cream cheese and hash browns."

Nikki: "No thanks.I had the breakfast of shame with that guy's parents this morning.His mother wouldn't let me leave until i had a second bowl of Wheaties."

Samantha: "Oh dear God."

breakfast of shame by Nikki Fritz August 19, 2009

breakfast burrito 

When a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets.

Johnny made Alison in to a breakfast burrito last night.

breakfast burrito by andy234567 May 30, 2006

Breakfast Hot Dog 

When you take bacon and wrap it around the sasauge

"Boy you better bacon your sasauge" Homer Simpson

Breakfast Hot Dog by StarScream June 16, 2004

Breakfast of Champignons 

Noun. A healthier version of Breakfast of Champions.

Being a vegetarian he couldn't handle a f.e.b. and opted instead for a Breakfast of Champignons

Breakfast of Champignons by Peter N Carr October 1, 2006

breakfast pee 

1. breakfast pee
break-fast pee (brekfahst)

n. vulgar, yet humerous

1. The first urination of the morning, usually lasting between one and six minutes. Rivaling that of the Austin Powers post-thaw piss, or the Ogre from Revenge of The Nerds II piss.

I just took a 5 minute breakfast pee this morning, I didn't know I drank that much!

breakfast pee by Judge Smails December 3, 2005

Breakfast in portugal 

This action involve lying your partner on the breakfast table. This will require an egg. After having her lay on the table, you take the egg & place it inside her vagina. Do not put it in too far, just enough so that it will not break. Next, you put your penis inside her and break the egg. After breaking the egg, have some sex and enjoy the slimy egg yolk. Afterwards, you eat the egg out of her (The egg part of breakfast) and then she gives you a blowjob (The breakfast sausage)
Yummy!

Jimmy: Hey, have you had McDonalds new breakfats sandwich?

John: No, but have you tried Breakfast In Portugal?

Breakfast in portugal by Jimmy Thardaque October 16, 2008