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Brent-a-Quote

Corporate salaryman who posts entrepreneurial and 'inspirational', quotes from pulp business books on LinkedIn, but who's too frightened to set up business on their own.

Delivered in the style of David Brent, from Brit comedy show, The Office.
Matthew is such a Brent-a-Quote, Vala Afshar one minute, Marc Benioff the next.
by TangoWhiskeyAlphaTango June 4, 2020
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brent smith

A real stud. He is hung like a stallion. He makes a girl orgasm into outer space.
by Lolanonynousb December 19, 2016
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Brent Goggles

When you sleep or hit on multiple fat chicks why consuming alcohol. "Brent Goggles"
I woke up next to a fat chick and blamed the Brent Goggles.
by Høuse January 12, 2010
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Brent Bucks

monetary units of prestige opposing street money
giving a bad that's what she said joke jimmy was given 36 Brent Bucks.
by lord calvert December 28, 2009
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brent davis

A gay pervert who gets a hard on from watching men, especially when they don't know he's watching them.
Nancy: Why is he taking so long in the men's washroom?
Kim: Oh, he likes to hang out there. That guy is a real Brent Davis!!!
by thedwarf2 March 10, 2017
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Brent Celek

Brent Celek (pronounced /ˈsɛlɨk/; born January 25, 1985) is an American football tight end for the Philadelphia Eagles of the National Football League (NFL). He was drafted by the Eagles in the fifth round of the 2007 NFL Draft. He played college football at Cincinnati.

During a game against the Washington Redskins on Novermber 18, 2012, Brent Celek was informed by multiple Redskins fans that he was adopted. The news devasted Celek and brought on severe depression and anxiety problems. Brent Celek is now listed as questionable for the season because of the severe mental trauma brought on by the HURRICANE and friends.

In the same game, Redskins fans began an "RG3, Impregnate Me" chant that motivated the rookie quarterback who received a perfect passer rating, 4 passing touchdowns, and 84 yards on 12 carries.
by Brent Celek's Father November 27, 2012
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brent wilson

Brent Wilson is the ex bass player of panic! at the disco
He left recently, and has been filled in temporarily by somebody named Jon.
I miss Brent Wilson, he was awesome.
by .x. May 25, 2006
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