drink before you drink

1.The situation in beer pong where the shooting team makes a cup and you must pull that cup and chug. One must chug thy heavenly brew before thou shoots. thus resulting in drink BEFORE you drink. (cause you'll prolly miss the table and have to pull another one anyways)
2. Chillin at the crib drinking or "pre-drinking" before some shendig

1.
dude 1: why are you chuggin that beer so fast?
dude 2: dude drink before you drink
2.
dude 1: why are you drinking now dude? were goin to that bomb ass quadruple kegger
dude 2: dude drink before you drink

by D to tha J March 6, 2009

Lowes before Hos

When a man prefers the company of his tools, hotrod upgrades or home improvement projects over the company of women.

Hey honey, do you want to the mall? Nah, I gotta date with a case o' beer and my car upgrades. These aren't going to install themselves. You're always under you car! When are you going to spend time with me? Lowes before hos baby... Lowes before hos.

by mattyboyee January 18, 2009

B.G. (Before Google)

The Era in which humans lived before the search engine; Google

To whom did we address our questions too B.G. (Before Google)?

by what just happened?! September 23, 2009

hoes before bros

Leaving your friends to get some with your girl and/or random girls

dude where did carl go?
he left with that random hoe.
so you mean this nigga left us at this shitty movie?
yeah dude.
Hoes before bros? thats fucked up.

by shaved arms May 15, 2010

wrap it before you tap it

Putting on a condom before douching it out on a girl.

phil-Did you wrap it before you tap it?
bob-hell naw, she let me go solo!
phil-damn, douching it out on jenn.

by zOMGitzNIK December 29, 2010

I liked them before they became popular

Something a person says when a band they have liked forever becomes famous, and everyone starts talking about it. Said person gets irritated, rants, and says, "I liked them before they became popular." It's pretty much a more subtle way of saying, "FIRST" but it still makes you look like an asshole.

Person 1 : OH MAN I LOVE CHESTER FRENCH THEY ARE SO COOL WHEN THEIR MUSIC IS PLAYED ON MTV
Person 2 : I remember finding their Myspace way before they got famous. I liked them before they became popular.

by Jeulian October 12, 2009

Shake before the cake

Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.

That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016