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Banana Boating

The act of motorboating the male genitalia. You lift the banana (penis) out of the way and move your face side to side on the coconuts (testicles) while imitating the noise of a boat motor.
If it weren't for the banana boating, Cheddar would have dropped that hoe a long time ago.
by Charlie's devils October 23, 2010
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Finger blasting

When u finger someone sooooo hard they start to squirt everywhere
by Moshpit gang January 27, 2020
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Blasting Moose

A the act or attempt of having sexual relationship with a very fat or unnatractive woman.

Dominating ugly women with your manly member.
Bill Maher totally likes to blasting moose.

I can't believe someone would want to blast that moose!

Guys its been so long since I've got some. Time to go blast a moose!

That bitch think she so hot. Some one should blast her moose.
by k2000k August 14, 2011
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sexy-beasting

Verb: the act of being a sexy beast. Which might include acting crunk, taking over malls, acting like a retard, having sexy random dance parties is publis locations.
Jill, Jenny, and Sara are mighty fine at sexy-beasting, pant-less or not. Oh dang!

The albino kid's head would explode if he tried to be a sexy beast.

Not everyone can commit acts of sexy-beasting like Jill, Jenny and Sara.
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Viking Boating

A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.
Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?

Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Guy: No problem.
by niks luds March 15, 2010
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space blasting

Yeah 'cause she spent the day space blasting.
by ilikethewayitis August 9, 2010
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Paddle Boating

Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012
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