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Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.
Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.
by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010
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Bluetooth hookup

Similar to friends with benefits, a hookup that occurs routinely between two people who have no particular feelings for each other but find it convenient to hook up when they end up at the same bar or party.

Automatically connects, even when you don’t want it to.
Drunk and bored at the same party for the third time this month, Julia and Gareth resumed their Bluetooth hookup on Friday.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
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Bluetooth backshots

Dry-humping from the back. Aka backshots but no real penetration occurs and both are fully clothed.
“He gave him Bluetooth backshots
by Mike Whocheesehairy August 27, 2025
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Bluetooth

when one Uterius Haver has her period and then makes her friend have it.
girl! did you really just bluetooth me?
by Veeeveeeee February 18, 2024
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bluetooth cherries

Another term for side ho, because you are talking to them via your bluetooth.
Got too many bluetooth cherries these days to focus on hustlin'.
by cleemd January 13, 2017
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mexican bluetooth

When you put your phone on speaker and put it in your sun visor above you. Similar to the bluetooth speaker in the car ceiling above the driver in most newer model cars, but for the less fortunate.
Check It out, my ride has a mexican bluetooth. I can drive and talk hands free now! finally livin' large.
by moml May 26, 2014
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