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blueberry

A blueberry is a filler friend with not much personality to add to the group but looks ok mixed in with everyone else. Think of a fruit cup filled with strawberries, grapes, blueberries, etc. Nobody really wants to eat the blueberries, you go straight for the good stuff like the strawberries or kiwi. But the blueberries are nice additives and make the fruit cup overall more full and appealing. A blueberry friend is someone you don't really ever want to hang out with one on one b/c they will bore you to death, but if you're starving or you need more people at a party or event, you will call up all the blueberries. They will get you by but are not ultimately satisfying.
"Let's go out tomorrow night!"
"Ok, but don't invite Angela, she's such a blueberry."
"Well, I was kind of hoping to show up with an entourage."
"Fine, might as well invite her blueberry buddy, Maria, too then."

"I've been going on a lot of dates recently but I feel like I'm walking through the blueberry patch...no keepers, they are all totally meh."

***This works especially nice if the blueberry's name rhymes with blueberry so you can call them Blue ____ from then on.
by AmandaC29 August 7, 2010
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Blue Beard

A term used in the TV show Hannibal; used to descriibe someone that not only has one partner, but kills one after another.
"if i was bluebeard's wife, i would have preferred to be his last"
"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"
by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021
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blueberry blossom

That ill, sparkly, dank, blue kush that gets you and your bros high for days.
We lit up some blueberry blossom and stared at a tiger statue for hours.
by finagledat November 25, 2010
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bluebirding

Having fun by going out to explore new places, experiencing new things. Going on an overall (sometimes random and impromptu) adventure.
by booker3 February 5, 2014
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Blueberries

When boobs are squeezed so hard and for a long period of time that they become blue like blueberries.
"Woah, Pigeon. Those are some pretty big blueberries you got there buddy boy,"
by WhiskeyPigeon October 30, 2016
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Blueberry blonde

A person with dark hair acting like a blonde .
by Buugyt236 July 7, 2017
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blueberry

1) Certain plants related to heathers and azaleas, or their small dark fruit.
2) In the drug subculture, potent cannabis with a bluish tinge.
3) In "World of Warcraft," either a voidwalker demon (originally) or a draenei.
1) Blueberries grow in the mountains.
2) My roommate was smoking blueberry and gave me a contact high.
3) I told the warlock to let the blueberry tank, and the shaman thought that I was talking about him!
by Qit el-Remel March 20, 2008
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