David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.
by Well, shit. January 18, 2018
Term used for a women who biggest pleasure is to give blue balls to every man.
This behavior may be caused for revenge towards men, or just for the fun of it.
This behavior may be caused for revenge towards men, or just for the fun of it.
by thesorrow January 30, 2009
1. When a female had plans on having a real relationship with a guy but then he turns out to be a misogynistic asshole so she then asks him to pick her up, him fully thinking they are going to have sex, but sends him to be wrong address. Also giving a final message that she is out of his league and he can suck it.
2. A woman destroys and blue balls an entitled, dumbfuck guy.
2. A woman destroys and blue balls an entitled, dumbfuck guy.
1. Girl: This guy sent me a pick of his needle dick, now he keeps being an asshole.
Friend of girl: tell him to pick you up at some random ass place and feminist blue ball him.
2. She is a feminist blue baller.
Friend of girl: tell him to pick you up at some random ass place and feminist blue ball him.
2. She is a feminist blue baller.
by Lilcorkatorque February 04, 2019
An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.
by Ratchetgirl124 June 26, 2014
When a group of male friends go out seeking to get laid but only wind up back home, drunk, rejected and sporting those achy blue balls and self-relief is the only option.
Are you guys back home? Yea come on over braaaaaahhh. Bring a 12 pack and come join the blue ball gala.
Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.
Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
When you haven't been to you local party in a long ass time. You get more depressive and sober over time. Only cure: go to a banger.
Dude 1: Bruh, Anthony hasn't thrown a banger in so long.
Dude 2: I know dude, I'm starting to get banger blue balls.
Dude 1: Alright, we are hitting up a banger tonight.
Dude 2: I know dude, I'm starting to get banger blue balls.
Dude 1: Alright, we are hitting up a banger tonight.
by panfrio January 21, 2018
by the even better half May 18, 2010