blog stocker

When you religiously read someones blog whom you are no longer associated with

Stuart is always reading Dana's blog; What a blog stocker!

by hclegg92009 June 19, 2008

Blog Frog

A hilarious youtube show featuring Sasha- a character 'blogging' to the world, Alex- a.k.a 'tennis freakshow' who is sashas best friend, Mom- sashas hilariously cool mother , Jamelio- the hawt brother.
In blog frog, sasha tells the world about her 'rate me hot or not' website.
hIlarious show! MUST WATCH

" did you catch the latest episode of blog frog?"
" wow blog frog sure is the best thing i have EVER seen"

by blogfrog August 6, 2008

blog-jacker

blog-jacker, a person who comments on a blog trying to upstage or out-do the original blogger. Blog-jackers rarely have their own blog- for fear of being blog-jacked themselves

posted my latest fishing catch results on my blog, some blog-jacker git commented by claiming he'd caught the same as me, but they were all a pound bigger

by chilli ring November 7, 2009

Blog Monkey

Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)

Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!

by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010

Blog Years

To purposely falsify ones own age, for the express purpose of enticing the opposite sex. Average age reduction is 6-8 years, and this phenomenon is most commonly found on internet dating sites.

Girl 1: Did you see CamaroLover87? I can't believe he's only 28
Girl 2: I saw that guy the other day buying a Toto cd. He's 28 in blog years

by SherktheJerk June 11, 2011

blog fag

someone who reads many blogs only to gather them together and make their own blog about the subject.

us weekly said he was gay, and also tmz. so i re posted it to my blog fag.

by the yukon June 8, 2012

Blog Brain

When an individual who maintains a blog has too many ideas or too much to share that he/she feels overwhelmed.

After spending a day people watching at the mall, I felt as though I had blog brain with all of the things that I wanted to comment on seeing/hearing.

by AnAsianAngel June 18, 2012